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The dough was a nightmare to roll, but I think it turned out OK :)

The dough was a nightmare to roll, but I think it turned out OK :)

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Tonights pizza toppings… Why do people buy sliced salami/etc? You can buy a while giant sausage to slice yourself for 2 quid!

Tonights pizza toppings… Why do people buy sliced salami/etc? You can buy a while giant sausage to slice yourself for 2 quid!

literallyunbelievable:

So sad

literallyunbelievable:

So sad

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bettercallssaul:

the new season of game of thrones looks so good

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I dun a really hairy poo…

I dun a really hairy poo…

IT BEGINS!!

anthonybourdain:

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“He gave the impression that very many cities had rubbed him smooth.”
-Graham Greene

The pool at the Grand Hotel del Paraguay is, best as I can tell, unused. Maybe it’s the heat—and the humidity—which are considerable and relentless. Or the lack of a bar, or towels, or staff. But nobody else…

ooh! new parts unknown! :)

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

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Shin/ankle vs Bose l1 classic powerstand. In some ways, I’m glad my leg took the damage instead of powerstand vs concrete, but it don’t half hurt! The swelling has gone down a fair bit since last night at least…

Shin/ankle vs Bose l1 classic powerstand. In some ways, I’m glad my leg took the damage instead of powerstand vs concrete, but it don’t half hurt! The swelling has gone down a fair bit since last night at least…

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Goths up trees

Yes, its exactly what it says it is…

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The aim was homeless wizard. Do I win a prize?

The aim was homeless wizard. Do I win a prize?

zerostatereflex:

Watch This Charger Fully Juice A Smartphone In 30 Seconds

"An Israeli startup recently demonstrated a prototype charger that fully charges a smartphone in 30 seconds. You can watch it above, oooh."

Yes please, click the link to watch,..awesome if this pans out!

dunno if this is a hoax or not, but its pretty fucking cool if its real!

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the soundtrack to return to nuke em high is AMAZING. heres my favourite song off it - gonna kill myself tonight by rapedoor. the film is pretty good too (if you like troma) - cant wait for vol 2 to come out!

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Wahey! Double delivery this month in the too pure singles club! Anchoress and Dracula 7” singles :)

Wahey! Double delivery this month in the too pure singles club! Anchoress and Dracula 7” singles :)

janedoughxvx:

fghtffyrdmnsx:

oh my god

oh my fucking god.

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