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whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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jimllpaintit:

Some £1 designs from this morning’s competition

"Michael Barrymore, giving a thumbs up with ‘Awight?’ round the edge" - Garry Brogden


"Prince Harry in his SS uniform" - Thomas Nugent

"This is a serious issue. Something simple, yet elegant. Something that can really demonstrate how great Britain is. Obviously it has to be the crudely drawn cock and balls." - Phil Jones

I’ll be submitting one of these to
HM Royal Treasury so fingers crossed.

(Source: best-of-imgur, via fuckalmachine)

freeleech:

freeleech:

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WikiLeaks posts the software governments use to spy on dissidents

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jimllpaintit:

Jeremy Kyle stuck on a deserted island going crazy doing his show with coconuts.As requested by Ребенка Аллан

jimllpaintit:

Jeremy Kyle stuck on a deserted island going crazy doing his show with coconuts.

As requested by Ребенка Аллан

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

(Source: -teesa-, via ladybakaress)

theres a new MAGNUS album out!

and the video contains a shitload of 80s singers lip syncing to the new song (the actual singer is editors frontman tom smith)

if you didnt know, MAGNUS is CJ Bolland and Tom Barman (from dEUS) and they are fucking great. its been 10 years since their last album. theres a new (single) version of the song featuring mark lanegan too. the song is a sort of 80s synth song but in a modern techno style. go listen!

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Pork in chilli black bean with vegetables and udon noodles

Pork in chilli black bean with vegetables and udon noodles

Meat spring rolls. Did them in the oven as I was low on space, but next time I’m going to fry them. Great first effort!

Meat spring rolls. Did them in the oven as I was low on space, but next time I’m going to fry them. Great first effort!

All the stuff ready to make spring rolls and pork in black bean with vegetables and udon noddles

All the stuff ready to make spring rolls and pork in black bean with vegetables and udon noddles